So what do you actually get in this dinky wee box? Well, you've got yourself a Nokia 3210, naturally. Got an adapter, so you don't even get bundled with most thousand pound smartphones these days. And a quick start guide, and that's your lot. And here we have it, boys and girls, the Nokia 3210, refreshed for 2024. It's like I'm 17 all over again, apart from the lack of hair and the constantly aching liver. You certainly have to appreciate just how dinky mobile phones were back in the day. It weighs just 88 grams. It's so miniature, it'll basically slip into any pockets, any pants, and in a pinch, pretty much any orifice you fancy as well. You've got three colour options with the 3210. You've got scuba blue, grunge black, or this here, Y2K gold effort. Y2K, there's another nostalgia fest. I bet if you tried explaining Y2K to someone who was born in the 21st century, they'd think we were all a bunch of hillbilly f***ing idiots back in the day. So you were all convinced that on January 1st, 2000, all of our computers would simultaneously melt, and planes would fall out of the sky, and we'd basically all end up living in caves singing Kumbaya. I mean, yeah, it sounds a bit mental now, but it was all perfectly plausible at the time. Even Trevor McDonald said it would happen. Oh my god, that noise, absolutely not. How do I turn this s*** off? I cannot find the audio options in here anywhere, and if I don't find them soon, I am actually going to top myself.

And we're going to encourage this to grow by putting it inside, you can put it inside a greenhouse, little container if you have it, like an aquarium, anything that's going to keep the humidity up, but just because I'm always in a pinch,

If you forget something important, you could be in a pinch.

The lack of a strong Raiding Unit can be a pretty big disadvantage, to the point I've seen players roll with Halberdiers as their Raiding Unit in a pinch.

But in a pinch, you can get by without it just by up here in the top right-hand corner.

If you are really in a pinch then quickly run your tongue over your lips and press them

For the French Riviera, take a variety of beach towns, spice with modern art, toss in a pinch of history, sprinkle in some glamour,

When in a pinch, ultimate roll combo to back off a bit to kill that mommy and that gunfire kiddo from far away with ease, no problem.

Well, not exactly what I had in mind, but I guess he'll do in a pinch

Plus if you're ever in a pinch and you run out of storage on your external hard drive, you could use one of those 128 GB cards for overflow storage.